Dun Dun Dun! or Un dun dun!

I have to start this post by explaining who my husband is.  He is the class clown of all class clowns.  He will do most anything to get a laugh out of someone he cares for.  He is probably the funniest person I know.  I have several theories on why he is so funny.  My number one theory is he is short so he has to have a personality that is bigger than life.  I am a giant for the part of the world we live in at 6'0".  My husband is the height of an average Hispanic man at 5'6".  He makes up for being short with a personality that is bigger than life.

One of his favorite things is to say dun dun duns instead of underwear (I personally call them under roos).  When you look at him funny or ask him what dun dun duns are he will give a demonstration.  He says it comes from when he was a little kid.  He will jump into the superhero pose.  (Feet slightly apart, fists on his hips, serious superhero look, etc.)  Then he declares "dun dun dun!".  Apparently little boys run around in their underwear striking superhero poses and declaring dun dun dun!  This is personally very funny to me and rather embarrassing to my sister.  Sometimes I wish I had a cape for him. (Just as a side note he is fully clothed when he does this.  I don't want anyone to get the wrong impression.)

One night about two weeks ago David and I were going to bed.  We said our good nights and I reached out to pat him on the butt.  The second I patted him I realized something was wrong.  He had seams running up the center of both butt cheeks.  I asked him what he was wearing.  He told me boxer briefs.  Hmm...that is weird to have a seam right there.  Finally it clicked.  His underwear were on backwards.  I asked him if he wore his underwear backwards all day.  He said he had and I lost it.  I laughed until I almost peed.  He finally got up and turned them around because I was laughing so hard.  He did not find it nearly as funny as I did. 

For the next couple days most of my snarky comebacks involved "at least I can put my underwear on right".  Until David got even.  We were walking into the store when he made some rude comment to me so I came back with "at least I can dress myself".  That is when he jumped up on the curb with his back to me in the superhero pose and declared "Un dun dun!".

So as usual David got the last word...